Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Crossover with the Coy and Vance episodes of "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Coy and Vance Duke didn't know what to make of the spooky school with the crazy Hitchcock music and all the dancing and the grunting.

After being wrongfully accused for a crime they had not committed, they had decided to hide out from Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane and Boss Hogg in an immersive theater production in Brookline, MA. Cooter, Daisy and Uncle Jesse were hiding out at "The Donkey Show", but that is a tale for a different hypothetical crossover fan fiction blog.

Coy decided to follow the Second Mrs. De Winter around, because she seemed the least scary of all the characters in the school, and Vance followed his cousin's lead.

The Second Mrs. De Winter was in a room resembling a hotel lobby, about to drink some tea. She lifted her tea cup and - on the saucer, previously hidden under the tea cup - was a key. The Second Mrs. De Winter took the key up to the second floor, and used it to unlock a door to a room filled with the belongings of the First Mrs. De Winter - Rebecca. Coy and Vance followed.

After an interaction with Banquo - he seemed distraught, possibly because Malcolm had not believed his Bill Murray anecdote - the Second Mrs. De Winter ushered everyone out of Rebecca's room except for one white masked audience member - Vance!

The Second Mrs. De Winter motioned for Vance to sit down on a footstool, and she carefully removed his mask. Her face had previously looked kind, but now it was filled with an ineffable sadness. She whispered in Vance's ear.

"I have to tell you, I was hoping for Bo or Luke."

"Yeah", said Vance. "I get that a lot."

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