In the auditorium, Macbeth stared blankly into the middle distance as MacDuff came rushing up behind him. Macbeth looked excitedly at the witches, and screamed "I thought you said no man of woman born could harm me? Or, if you didn't exactly say it, you held up a dead baby covered in blood when all the techno music was playing which I took to mean that no man of woman born could harm me?""Yeah", said the long-haired witch. "About that."
"APRIL FOOLS!", shouted the male witch as MacDuff tied a noose around Macbeth's neck, hoisting him aloft.
The witches did a little dance.
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