Friday, April 16, 2010

Crossover with "The Cosby Show"

Dr. Heathcliff MacDuxtable entered his stately brownstone to a gaggle of rambunctious children.


"Claire!", he shouted to his wife, Lady Claire MacDuxtable, who was pregnant with their sixth child, which they intended to call Raven Symone MacDuxtable.


"Yes, Cliff?", Lady MacDuxtable asked, entering the Living Room.


"Why are the CHILDREN running about in a rambunctious manner? We're about to have an unannounced and implausible dinnertime visit from Maya Angelou!"


Claire thought about this. As she thought about this, Theo MacDuxtable exclaimed, "Jammin' on the one!" She shushed him.


Cliff continued. "Before Maya Angelou arrives, I would like to dance on this bookshelf to a classic jazz record and then partake of a delicious hoagie!"


Claire ran into the kitchen and then came back out sporting a strange white puck-like substance.


"Cliff, those hoagies are making you fat. I picked up this for you to snack on. Mrs. Danvers recommended it. It's a ricecake. It's got no fat, no sodium, and no preservatives."


Cliff MacDuxtable cautiously took a bite of the ricecake. He made a face.


"It has NO TASTE either!"

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