Sunday, January 8, 2012

Crossover with peanut allergies

Inside the Paisley Sweet Shop, the Sexy Witch threw MacDuff against the far wall.

"Ow," said MacDuff. "You'll pay for that, Sexy Witch!"

Sexy Witch said nothing, but she held her palm out towards MacDuff, revealing a piece of Paisley Sweet Shop candy.

MacDuff eyed the candy suspiciously.

"Does that have peanuts in it?", MacDuff asked. "I'm allergic to peanuts."

"I don't know," said Sexy Witch. "Probably not. It's not a Reeses or anything."

"No, you don't understand," said MacDuff, "I could get really sick."

Sexy Witch pondered this statement.

"Does that mean you've never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?", she asked.

MacDuff shook his head to indicate that he had not.

"What about, like, a Nutter Butter cookie?"

Again, MacDuff said no.

"Cracker Jacks?"

Flustered, MacDuff said, "I've never had anything with peanuts in it. I'm ALLERGRIC."

The Sexy Witch looked down at the candy in her palm.

"This has no peanuts in it," she said.

MacDuff took the candy and popped it into his mouth. Immediately, he began choking and doubling over.

Sexy Witch shrugged.

"Oops," she said.