"Hey, Boy Witch," the Porter said. "Nice skateboard! But are you a poseur?"
"No way!", said the Boy Witch. "Check out this totally sweet kickflip!"
The Boy Witch did a totally sweet kickflip.
"Rad!", said the Porter.
"Gleaming the cube!", said the Boy Witch.
A black masked steward took the Boy Witch's skateboard, citing a "no skatboarding" rule inside the McKitttrick hotel.
"Skateboarding is not a crime!", yelled the Boy Witch.
"You should totally write an angry letter to 'Thrasher' magazine about this!"