Thursday, June 21, 2012

Crossover with a Totally Sweet Kickflip

"Hey, Boy Witch," the Porter said. "Nice skateboard! But are you a poseur?"

"No way!", said the Boy Witch. "Check out this totally sweet kickflip!"

The Boy Witch did a totally sweet kickflip.

"Rad!", said the Porter.

"Gleaming the cube!", said the Boy Witch.

A black masked steward took the Boy Witch's skateboard, citing a "no skatboarding" rule inside the McKitttrick hotel.

"Skateboarding is not a crime!", yelled the Boy Witch.

"You should totally write an angry letter to 'Thrasher' magazine about this!"