Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Crossover with Ill-Conceived All Employee Emails

To: all-employees-and-contractors
Subject: To whomever at my bloody ram's heart the week of Jan 13

Not cool. I didn't bring in the bloody ram's heart for you. It wasn't just a bloody ram's heart, it was MY bloody ram's heart. I don't care what your reasoning was; don't eat my food without asking or at least leaving a note of apology. We're all here for long hours, be an adult, plan ahead and when you forget and ruin your day by not packing food don't ruin someone else's day be eating theirs, especially when they have clearly hexed their name over the saran wrap that was covering it. Put five dollars and a vial of your salty tears in my mailbox if you have a conscience.


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