Sunday, January 3, 2016

Crossover with Rodan and Fields

Lady Macbeth reread the Facebook message one final time before sending it out to her entire friends' list - it was important that there be no misspellings or punctuation errors, as this message - about the amazing skin care products available from Rodan & Fields - was going to triple or quadruple her income, allowing her to purchase all kinds of things - a new bathtub, some dresser drawers to jump on, health care for Danvers.

"Hi, can you believe how long it's been since we've talked! The holidays are almost done, and I think it's high time you treated YOURSELF for a change!!!  Just try this amazing skin care product for a free trial and if you do not see AMAZING results in 2 days you can send it back for no purchase price whatsoever!!!  Amazing, right?!?  Will you commit to trying this?  Please? FUCKING PLEASE? Screw your skincare to the sticking place. Regards, Lady M"

Lady Macbeth hit send. The first person to respond was Lady MacDuff.

"Hi Lady Macbeth!", Lady MacDuff wrote, "I'm not in the market for any new skincare products at the moment, but thank you so much for thinking of me! Happy holidays!"

Upon receiving the Facebook message, Macbeth entered the bedroom her shared with his wife. Lady Macbeth looked up at Macbeth and said, "I need you to kill Lady MacDuff for me."