Centaurs are half-man, half-horse!
Are centaurs cool? I say 'of course!'
When centaurs came to 'Sleep No More'
Their hooves galloped across the floor!
One centaur almost tripped mid-prance,
trying to hurdle the door dance.
One centaur said his favorite bit
was the witches doing crazy shit!
"Holy cow," the centaur neighed.
"The strobe light scene gets a high grade!"
The strangest part, the centaur wrote:
"One witch was half-man, half-goat!"
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