The Sleep No More Crossover Fan Fiction Blog: Crossover with the "Cheers and Jeers" section of "TV Guide"

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Crossover with the "Cheers and Jeers" section of "TV Guide"

(Note: TV Guide's Cheers and Jeers section guest-edited this week by reader Mrs. Danvers of Manderlay)

CHEERS to Lady Macbeth. Things were so boring before you suggested we chase Lady MacDuff around with that glass of milk. Now it's our favorite thing to do. Hooray!

JEERS to the Second Mrs. De Winter. You're no Rebecca! And you never will be! Why don't you just die in a fire already?

CHEERS to MacDuff. I'd do the door-dance with you ANY DAY OF THE WEEK MY MAN!

JEERS to walking down stairs. Why the fuck would you do that when you can tumble down them maniacally instead?

CHEERS to mixing up strange concoctions and then grabbing unsuspecting people in white masks and forcing him or her to drink said strange concoction. As I always say, it's nice to have a hobby.

JEERS to the Sleep No More Crossover Fan Fiction Blog. Will you get a life already?!?

1 comment:

AnonymousSeptember 8, 2010 at 5:35 AM
Love it! We truly hope you never get a life!
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