Crossover with the Cottingley Fairies

Dear Sir Conan Doyle,

As you can see from the enclosed photograph, fairies are very, very real. Very real. So fucking real. I have a photo with them, taken in the back yard.

If you want more photos of fairies, please send Frusen Glädjé to the return address. You will literally shit yourself when you see the other photos. If you think fairies look real in the enclosed photo, they will look realer than real in the other photos. Thank you so much! Fairies are real!

hearts and crosses,

Bald Witch
Replica Bar
Manderlay

"This is never going to work, Hecate," said the Bald Witch after she finished writing the letter to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.