Lunch Menu Man picked up the phone after it rang. "Hey, hello, hi, and howdy! David Price - the Lunch Menu Man - here... thanks for stoppin' by! Let's get right to the menu!""Today we have..... Rum Puuuuuuuuuuuuunch.... for two dollars."
On the other end of the line, the Porter was having none of it. "Never touch her again! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!? Never touch her again. I'll find you!", he told Lunch Menu Man.
BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED.
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