Crossover with Magic: The Gathering

Banquo, Malcolm, and the Speakeasy Bartender face each other across a card table in the barroom. Banquo turns one card to the right.

BANQUO:
My next move. A War Mammoth doth thou face

with 3/3 trample; now is your disgrace!

MALCOLM:
I lightning bolt your mammoth, fiend.

BANQUO:

Damnation!

SPEAKEASY BARTENDER:
Nay, with Giant Growth the damage is abated.

MALCOLM:
Bartender, that move will yet prove fatal.

I lay a Shivian Dragon on the table.

Macbeth appears at the door.

MACBETH:
Thou playest the game Magic without me? 
You’ll pay for such a slight, this I decree!

Malcolm and the Speakeasy Bartender flee. Macbeth and Banquo fight.

MACBETH:
You know how much I love to play this game!

You callous cretin; do you feel no shame?

BANQUO:
I feel none.

MACBETH:
Well feel this, you stupid ass.

Macbeth throws Banquo across the bar and into the wall on the other side.

MACBETH:
Mother fucker! He fell on broken glass!

Banquo dies. Macbeth flees. But don’t worry, kids - MacDuff kills him to end the play, so he gets what’s coming to him.